Bush and Dick Make Their Power Grab

In a just recently enacted directives NSPD51 and HSPD20, all that stands between us and Dictator Dicky is for the president to declare a state of emergency.

It gives them power over all government structures within the US, including Native American tribes. On top of this, it also allows control of the corporations within the country. The people in charge of all this are selected by Bush and Dick, and are all very well likely well paid, and good bed buddies with the Dastardly Dicky Duo.